It’s not just the cold wind at your door. These winter knock-knock jokes for kids are waiting for you! Get ready for wintertime laughs.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ivan.
Ivan who?
Ivan awfully cold.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Icy.
Icy who?
Icy you.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Guitar.
Guitar who?
Guitar jackets! We’re going out in the cold!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Emma!
Emma who?
Emma feeling cold out here. Let me inside!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ant.
Ant who?
Antarctica is always wintery.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Kenya.
Kenya who?
Kenya help me find my gloves?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ima.
Ima who?
Ima excited to build a snowman!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow one’s at the door.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Scold.
Scold who?
‘Scold outside!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in for hot cocoa!
Want to warm up with even more laughs? Here is our entire collection of jokes! Have fun.
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