Is it someone’s birthday today? Give them the gift of laughter. Share these really funny birthday jokes for kids. Cakes, balloons, and gifts just got even sillier!
Q: Which genre of music do balloons avoid?
A: Pop.
Q: What don’t kangaroos like about birthdays?
A: They only get to celebrate them in leap years.
Q: Does a blue candle burn longer than a red one?
A: No, they both burn shorter.
Q: Why is it so hard to remember past birthdays?
A: Because we’re too focused on the present.
Q: Why are birthdays so good for you?
A: I don’t know, but the people with the most birthdays live the longest.
Q: Why are candles lit on top of birthday cakes?
A: It’s impossible to light them on the bottom.
Q: What do you give a T-rex for their birthday?
A: I don’t know, but they had better like it!
Q: What did the birthday cake say to the ice cream?
A: You’re cool!
Q: Why was the soccer player sad on their birthday?
A: Because someone gave them a red card.
Q: What did the pirate say on their 80th birthday?
A: Aye matey.
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