10 Jokes About Weather for Kids

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Chào, party parrots!

Have you checked the weather forecast for today? I travel to a lot of different places. That means I experience so much weather changes! Today, it’s a sunny, hot day where I am right now. I need more sunscreen!

Whether it’s sunny or rainy, enjoy these jokes about weather for kids! There are jokes about hot days, rainy days, and even storms. No matter the weather, these jokes will give you a good laugh. Share them with friends too! Together, you can laugh through sunshine or rain.

Weather Jokes

Q: How do you stop getting colds in the wintertime?

A: Get them when it’s summertime.

Q: How do you get money from the weather?

A: Wait for changes in the weather.

Q: What do you call a rain before candy rains down?

A: A sprinkle.

Q: What do you do if there’s a heatwave?

A: Wave back.

Q: Why is the sun a good student?

A: It has thousands of degrees.

Knock-Knock Jokes About Weather

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Hurricane.

Hurricane who?

Hurry! Cane you run away from the storm?


Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Wendy.

Wendy who?

Wendy today, cloudy tomorrow.


Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Accordion.

Accordion who?

Accordion to the weather forecast, it’s raining tomorrow.


Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Alaska.

Alaska who?

Alaska my mom if I can play in the rain.


Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Weather.

Weather who?

Weather smoke, there’s fire.


The weather changes on Party Parrot World too. It depends on the event. Sometimes, it’s cloudy. Other times, the sky is clear and blue! So go online and see what the weather’s looking like today.

Check out our joke collection page for even more silliness and laughs!

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