10 Funny Friday Jokes for Kids

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The week often feels long. It’s one of many reasons people look forward to Friday. It leads into the weekend, after all! Get laughs from these funny Friday jokes for kids and grown-ups alike:

Q: Which day of the week goes faster than a sports car?

A: Friday.

Q: What’s the worst part about Friday afternoons?

A: Realizing it’s just Monday.

Q: Why did Friday work out?

A: It was a weak day for them.

Q: How did the student cheer when they got home from school?

A: “Friyay!”

Q: Why wasn’t Friday serious about anything?

A: It was a casual Friday.

Q: What day of the week did the toad like the most?

A: Fly-day.

Q: Why did the train stop working on Friday?

A: It ran out of steam.

Q: Why did the calendar factory remove all Fridays from the calendar?

A: They wanted the day off.

Q: Why is Friday the happiest day of the week?

A: Because the next day is always a sadder day.

Q: What did Friday say to Saturday and Sunday when they almost gave up?

A: Weekend do it!


Friends often hang out for fun on Friday. Party Parrot World is a great place to celebrate Friday with friends! Dance parties, restaurant hangouts, you name it.

Can’t get enough jokes? Get your fill of jokes at our joke collection page.

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